colesprouseofficial:

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Me: I'd like to propose a toast
Me: *accidentally sings La vie Boheme*

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jalapenopopperz:

elijoohwoods:

ladies…

SALINA OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS

salina im bringing it back

thecaptainofdavesol:

bertholdtfubar:

thenocturnalfangirl:

whoever ended up buying this is a very lucky person



I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING

thecaptainofdavesol:

bertholdtfubar:

thenocturnalfangirl:

whoever ended up buying this is a very lucky person

I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING

admit the other stuff whichever ones u FRICKIN FEEL LIKE i like 2 read about u

hey guys if you don’t follow her already please follow Jenna she is one of the dearest people in my life and has a really good blog f’real


6. What are you excited for? In The Heights this summer I cannot wait
7. What happened tonight? I worked on four projects and cried and ate some subpar shepard’s pie
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? Five
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? I’ll be at my friend Ava’s birthday party and I love her so so much and I am excited to see her!!
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? yes i will not wear the same outfit for three months (someone sign that joke up for kindergarten cause it’s five years old)
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? Bailey
18. The last time you felt broken? Last night I had a major panic attack and felt crazy woo!!!!
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? A rerun of 20 Rock like that part where Tracy is on the way to his wife in labor and HE ACCIDENTALLY GOT IN THE CASH CAB OMFG
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? Yeah and he meant a lot to me L O L
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? Not at all
34. Listening to? Tracy Morgan screaming in the cash cab
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? Yes but mechanical only wooden pencils are for scabs
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? I think he’s on his way home from a Shakespeare performance lol
38. Who did you last call? no one phone calls are A W F U L
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? cause they’re my boyfriend you have asked me 47 questions about kissing
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? last week I had a sugar cookie cupcake with orange creamsicle frosting o h g mdg
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? some are yeah but that’s what makes them musicals y know
54. Ever eat a pierogi? THIS QUESTION IS FKIN HILARIOUS YES I LOVE PIEROGIS
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? I do love a good blueberry pie
63. First concert? American Idol the season with Carrie Underwood what a night
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? THIS IS A DUMB FRIGGIN QUESTION TARGET
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? Sunflower seeds I don’t like peanuts unless they’re in butter form or covered in chocolate or s/t
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? ??
72. Ever won a spelling bee? no but i got second place i lost to the word saxophone
82. Favorite type of cookie? I do love the classic chocolate chip or white chocolate macadamia nut
83. Can you swim well? I haven’t swam in 5 years lol so idk
85. Are you patient? not typically
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? If it’s a DJ, the DJ better be Michael Jordan, if it’s a band I will only accept Crazy Frog thank you
zazzle-poetry:

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nebulasresolution:

If I am ignoring you, I apologize. I become distracted and will focus on one thing a while. Sometimes I’m just emotionally overwhelmed and I have to lay down for a while. I’m not ignoring you because it’s you it’s because life is distracting and hard and so sometimes I just need to stop talking to people and sometimes I do that suddenly.

catsandbitchess:

Ugh

sam is life a joke to you

catsandbitchess:

Ugh

sam is life a joke to you